Verse 1
Mom’s shooting laser eyes at me again — zap!
What exactly did I do this time?
I’m the most serious person in the whole world, okay?
Would the earth blow up if Mom just let me win for once?
Dad looks at my pimple-covered face and still goes
“Aww, my baby’s still so cute!” with a big grin
But Mom, why do you get so prickly every single time you see me?
I’m so done, I literally cannot compute this

Chorus
Rebel mode activated, targeting Mom — let’s go!
Everything she says not to do? I’m doing it, DO IT!
Even if she screams “I can’t stand you, get out of this house!”
I’m NOT leaving, I’m staying glued right by her side
Why would I leave? No way, never, nuh-uh, nyeh!
But then — why do tears keep sliding down my face?

Verse 2
Wait, seriously, what is actually wrong with me right now
Suddenly I feel so wronged and sad, tears just flood out
Dad, am I broken? Something’s definitely not right
Dad just laughs it off — “That’s puberty for you”
“Get through this and peace is coming” — what does that even mean?
My brain is one wrong move away from total meltdown today

Bridge
“You’ll understand everything when you’re older”
Save the back-in-my-day speeches, I really don’t need them
My head is full of nothing but the world’s greatest injustices
Mom and Dad’s ancient life lessons? Not my problem, not my circus
If I survive this impossible stretch, does real peace actually come?
Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum

Chorus
Anyway, rebel mode activated, targeting Mom — for real this time
I give up trying to understand anything, I’m doing what I want
Even if she says “I raised you wrong, just leave already”
I’m NOT leaving, I’m staying glued right by her side
Why would I leave? I’m going to annoy her forever

Outro
Okay fine, I know I love Mom, message received, noted
But can we please just skip the nagging for today?
Rebel frog — closed for the night